A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week” Ryan Mccombs. Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils. However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look like they can [...]
Let it be known that John Allen, lead singer/songwriter of Charm City Devils, is one cool dude. Somehow, his interview actually made the writers of RUFKM enjoy Charm City Devils’ debut album, So Let’s Rock and Roll, even more. It’s one of those interviews that make you root for the band to succeed on their way to world domination. [...]
Dear President Obama, members of government, foreign leaders, and the media: After the last $800B dollars you invested in our economy seems to not be doing a damn thing to help the situation I think it is time for some radical steps. News everyday is the stock market is crashing to its lowest levels in [...]
Since the inception of RUFKM, Inc. we have reached numerous milestones in our relentless quest for glory. Throughout this time we have been sued by Satan’s own church, unmercifully antagonized professional ass-clown Matt Damon, and infiltrated Wikipedia to great success. However glorious these events and endeavors may seem, we have always been in it for [...]
Stumble It! To understand why A CHURCH HAS SUED RUFKM, it is advised to check out our epic battle vs. Westboro at HOMO: The Beginning and HOMO : This Means War. These are the (so-called) Baptist wackos behind the God hates Fags campaign whose leader, Fred Phelps, regularly shows up at soldiers funerals wearing a [...]
As we find ourselves to be very important people and a vital part of American history, we added Loose Cannon’s and Captain Boondoggle’s biographies to Wikipedia. Things went… poorly.