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RUFKMBoondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
August 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under New Content, RUFKM Classic, Top Picture
Bees Suck. They suck even more when you happen to be one of those unfortunate individuals that when you’re stung by one of the little terrorists you blow up like Martin Short in Pure Luck and then die a slow and agonizing death. I’m Martin Short. Not in the way that I have no career, [...]
Westboro Church Sues RUFKM
December 9, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Westboro Church
Stumble It! To understand why A CHURCH HAS SUED RUFKM, it is advised to check out our epic battle vs. Westboro at HOMO: The Beginning and HOMO : This Means War. These are the (so-called) Baptist wackos behind the God hates Fags campaign whose leader, Fred Phelps, regularly shows up at soldiers funerals wearing a [...]
Into Thin Air: The Boondoggle Expedition Company
December 8, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
One of the great fringe benefits of having a career in which you get to fly over 100,000 miles per year, mostly international, other than being stuck in a seat by the assorted incessantly talking wacko for a twelve hour flight to China, is that you get to read a lot. When I say a [...]
Know Thy Boondoggle
September 26, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic, The legend of RUFKM
Not since Ron Burgundy has there been there been someone that perfects the art of being egotistical and completely unaware: Captain Boondoggle. He’s funny 60% of the time, all the time. In this exclusive interview, he reveals his softer, more sensual side.
Houston, we have a problem: E.T. is not an idiot
September 7, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
Great, here we go again. Another wacko coming out and proclaiming that aliens are invading the earth and randomly performing anal probing on unsuspecting humans, eviscerating livestock and creating magical designs in our corn fields. But wait, this isn’t any wacko but former astronaut but former Apollo 14 crewmember and one of only 17 people [...]
The Great Boondoggle Answers Your Questions
August 21, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
As one of the key, and as many of our more astute readers have already discerned, only talents at RUFKM, Captain Boondoggle receives a tremendous amount of fan mail at rufkme@gmail.com which to date consists primarily of wedding proposals, requests for money and, worst of all, generally inane and superfluous questions.
