Saturday, May 18, 2013

RUFKM Phone Prank: We put a Muther Clucker out of business

There are many unsolved mysteries in the world.  One is why companies think that shoving an advertisement into the crevice of my car window will suddenly earn my business.  Another is how these flyers get there because I’ve never caught anyone in the act.  I suspect ninjas. Today another individual skilled in ninjutsu left me [...]

Women are from Venus: The History of Dick Glitter

January 12, 2009 by  
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, Mars Versus Venus

There are many unsolved mysteries in life and things that occur in nature that simply cannot be explained.      1. Global Warming 2. The Bermuda Triangle 3. Dancing with the Stars The greatest scientists, sociologists, and jackassorists, could break down the above for the rest of eternity but they would never be able to produce a [...]