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RUFKMYanni, Boxing the Clown, and Airborne Chairs – Your Sports Week in Review
May 19, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
By Ceon Foosheys In an effort to be as vain as possible, I will now be compiling the weekly best-of-RUFKM Sports Twitter post, deciding which of my own brilliant tweets deserves more attention. Instead of simply copying and pasting all of the tweets from the past week and calling it a day, I will [...]
13 Stupid Questions with ANTHRAX
May 6, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
For those about to FARK, we salute you! If you came here from FARK.COM, and like this interview, check out more “13 Stupid Questions” HERE or on our homepage. Since 1981, Anthrax has had more lead singers than Van Halen, been pressured to change their name, and had the worst [...]
Defective banana hammocks, magical ponies, and the Bobby Knight bitch slap
May 1, 2009 by Acorn King
Filed under News
Here are all the ”RUFKM?” moments in sports. These are compiled weekly from Ceon Fooshey’s constantly updated Sports Twitter on the side of this page. Also, check out his spectacular site by clicking on the monkey with a baseball bat or click HERE. Also, if you happend to be from the Netherlands and are thinking about [...]
Electronic cigarette promotion includes punching Jose Canseco in the face: Sports Week in Review
April 24, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
Here is everything you need to know about the world over the last week from our Sports Twitter. Enjoy! You can punch Jose Canseco in the face on internet payperview to promote electronic cigarettes. All true. http://tinyurl.com/c334xt 7 hours ago Ron Ron is serious about his Flinstones vitamins. If he has to, he will eat the [...]
Your Sports Week in Review: Madden retires, Rage of Hulkster, Cheerleader Revenge
April 17, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under News
Here is all you need to know about the world compiled into 19 bulletpoints. You can get these daily by subscribing to the Sports Twitter on your right. Have a great weekend and enjoy the articles. You can find the girl on your right naked through link #15. Enjoy! — RUFKM Worldwide Frank [...]
Naked Pole Vaulters, Psycho Youth Soccer Coaches, and Sham-Pow!
April 4, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness, Sort Of New Content
Wow. What a great week it’s been! Ceon Fooshey’s has been working overtime on Twitter because last week, based on these stories, there were more “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?” moments than ever! My favorite has to be the Sham-Wow! dude (Vince Shlomi) getting arrested in Miami for slapping a hooker. Look at the mug shot above. [...]
