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February 3, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair
When you glance at the picture to your right, the first thing that instinctively pops in you mind is that this man needs FREEDOM! This is true but what this man really needs is a shower. Let me explain: In modern times, we all have a morning ritual that involves a multitude of products for [...]
Get me a Slanket and Snuggie immediately… if not sooner!
November 1, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under RUFKM Classic, Sort Of New Content
When I am sitting on a plane, pondering how many days it’s been since the tank top wearing individual next to me decided to experiment with soap, water, and toothpaste, I often help pass the time by flipping through a fantastic magazine called SkyMall. For those not familiar, Skymall is a collection of useless crap [...]
