13 Stupid Questions with ANTHRAX
May 6, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
For those about to FARK, we salute you! If you came here from FARK.COM, and like this interview, check out more “13 Stupid Questions” HERE or on our homepage. Since 1981, Anthrax has had more lead singers than Van Halen, been pressured to change their name, and had the worst [...]
Boondoggle Endorses McCain
November 2, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Politics
This is the worse election ever. Not only does it seem like the longest election cycle that mankind has ever been forced to endure, but we are left with a Morton’s Fork of a baritone speaking man-child whose greatest accomplishment to date is that he is running for president and an angry old guy whose [...]
Fair and Balanced Politics: RUFKM Style
October 22, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Politics
I have to admit, this has been the most entertaining election EVER. This is an easy statement for me to make as I usually have little to no interest in politics. However, during this round of foolishness I have watched every single debate, SNL skit, and actually conducted research on the actual FACTS regarding each [...]
99.9% chance the driver next to you has no insurance
October 16, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under RUFKM Classic
There are many clear indications that the driver next to you has absolutely no insurance. If they choose to swerve towards you in traffic and the only way to avoid them is to go directly into a ditch, choose the ditch. Dirt is softer, Mother Nature carries better liability coverage, and you will avoid an [...]
An Open Letter to Governor Sarah Palin from TylerDFC
October 3, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under Politics, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]
Attack of the Snow MILF! Battle of the Bands! AKA Decision 2008
September 6, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Politics, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die I have been toying with several ways to write this. I’ve gone so far as to write a page and a half dedicated to the precarious position that we find ourselves in and sprinkled it with witty bon mots and impotent rage aimed at a system [...]
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