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I like being a girl. As a matter of fact, I love it. And I don’t want to date one. Because dating one, would mean that there would be two girls in the relationship, and frankly, my relationships have room for only one girl. And that’s me. So, let’s talk about feelings (my ex’s most [...]

How to get FREE Starbucks!

These are tough economic times.  Everyday you hear about how many billions of dollars are spent but, just like everyone, you’re thinking:  Where’s my personal bail out? Well, RUFKM has you covered.  The “Latte Factor” has hit Americans hard and they have cut out such luxuries like Starbucks out of their budget.  Not the editors [...]

Walgreens of the Dead

I realize that I’ve previously posted about my hatred of checkout lines but I just had yet another experience at lunch that prompted another round. Just like movies and television, when you have a source of good material you create a sequel. Actually, the material doesn’t even have to be that good-it just needs to [...]