Dear Shareholders, Employees, Mentally Deranged Stalkers and Fans of RUFKM: It is with great pleasure that we are pleased to announce that the first fiscal year of RUFKM Worldwide was a remarkable accomplishment. We began our operation on July 17th, 2008 and just passed our first year anniversary. We started with getting about 500 [...]
Ever wonder about what hijinks your obnoxious neighbor is up to? It’s bad enough simply trying to avoid them on a daily basis, but being subject to their inane questions is almost to much to handle. A brief summary of some of the more ridiculous questions I’ve been exposed to recently: “Is it hot enough [...]
We continue to receive massive amounts of Grade A ridiculousness, heapings of homage and ample dosages of insanity at email@example.com that occasionally make us laugh out loud but normally make us run for cover, out of abject fear and horror, to the nearest bunker for safety. But none has been as deeply disturbing, filled with [...]
Being the great Captain Boondoggle is exhausting. But of course with such greatness, comes even greater responsibility. Responsibilities that include answering the emails, letters and other assorted requests of my ever-growing fanbase of Boondogglites. To stay ahead of the curve and to determine what next burden my celebrity status will bring me, I’ve been [...]
Not since Ron Burgundy has there been there been someone that perfects the art of being egotistical and completely unaware: Captain Boondoggle. He’s funny 60% of the time, all the time. In this exclusive interview, he reveals his softer, more sensual side.