Friday, May 22, 2015

Sharp Teeth – The war on terror comes home.

December 31, 2010 by  
Filed under Movies / TV, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery

Sharp Teeth Cinema Craptastique review by TylerDFC I very seriously considered turning Sharp Teeth off several times. While Cinema Craptastique is dedicated to judging crap films, Sharp Teeth is SO terrible that it barely qualifies as a movie at all and functions more as a torture device. The plot has something to do with a […]

Next on Osbournes Reloaded! Ozzy Osbourne, 60, dies of shame

April 1, 2009 by  
Filed under Music, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery

Oh my, how far the strung out, paunchy and not all that mighty in the first place have fallen. I sat down last night to watch the new variety show/harbinger of the end times “Osbournes Reloaded” on FOX (naturally). I was prepared to write a hard hitting review, full of journalistic integrity and terms like […]

A Christmas Story: Year of the Ferret (Part 3)

December 28, 2008 by  
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans

(Editors Note: Read Year of the Ferret Part 1 and 2 or you will be confused, angry, and sad. More than usual.) Whenever you are withdrawing money from an ATM or making a purchase at three in the morning, it is never for anything good.* The cash usually goes directly towards: Drugs/Alcohol Strippers/Whores Bail/Bribe Money […]

A Christmas Story: Year of the Ferret (part 2)

December 19, 2008 by  
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans

It is said that love conquers all …. but that’s complete bullshit. Fear not only conquers love but then hits it with a tire iron, drags it a dark alley, performs sodomy in the 1st degree, douses it with gasoline, lights a match, and walks away. Always bet on fear. And this was the overwhelming […]

Craig’s List Chronicles: Bring me the head of Craig Newmark

August 27, 2008 by  
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic

Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.