Saturday, May 23, 2015

Dr. Feelgood’s Bar & Swill

February 9, 2009 by  
Filed under Music

Cannon and Boondoggle walk into a bar. Not just any bar, but the fabled and much hyped Vince Neil owned and sponsored “Dr. Feelgood’s Bar & Grill” in West Palm Beach, FL (www.drfeelgoodsbar.com). A quick puddle-jump in the RUFKM Corporate jet brought Captain Boondoggle to take in the sights and sounds with Cannon of the […]

Westboro Church Sues RUFKM

December 9, 2008 by  
Filed under Boondoggle's Chestnuts

Stumble It! To understand why A CHURCH HAS SUED RUFKM, it is advised to check out our epic battle vs. Westboro at HOMO: The Beginning and HOMO : This Means War. These are the (so-called) Baptist wackos behind the God hates Fags campaign whose leader, Fred Phelps, regularly shows up at soldiers funerals wearing a […]

The Internet: Now with 250% more Truthiness*™

November 20, 2008 by  
Filed under RUFKM Classic, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery

It happens to the best of us, I know. You are sitting at your computer, blissfully opening email. Caught up in the suspense and excitement that comes from such a task. “Who is writing me today?” you may wonder. More importantly, “Do they have pharmaceuticals available for purchase from Mexico?” “Can I get weapons grade […]

Hammerhead of the Gods: The Offspring’s Deep Thoughts

November 1, 2008 by  
Filed under Music

Over the last few months while flipping through the rock channels of my Sirius radio and marveling about their stock price of 35 cents (not an exaggeration), I occasionally heard snippets of a song called “Hammerhead” by Offspring.  It was very catchy but the only words I really could make out due to the high […]

There’s no “I” in team!

October 15, 2008 by  
Filed under RUFKM Classic

Have you ever met a real life Michael Scott from the Office? Well I have. He’s a manager in my region, speaks only in cliche and chest bumped me yesterday. Here’s his paraphrased conversation.

Heteros for Homos- RUFKM Vs. The Westboro Baptist Church

September 10, 2008 by  
Filed under Boondoggle's Chestnuts

RUFKM needs a cause.Fortunately for our RUFKM ARMY cadets, while Cannon harasses our fans on Facebook, TylerDFC performs obscure historical research on the Gulf of Tonkin incident for his next post, and The Dark Lord is doing, well, we’re not quite sure, your esteemed Captain is out doing the important stuff for you. All important […]