We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.” However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]
There are few things more powerful than an entire crowd booing. I heard just that last night at the kickoff of the Nine Inch Nails/Jane’s Addiction “NINJA Tour” in W. Palm Beach at Cruzan Amphitheatre. 20,000 people began booing at the end of Nine Inch Nails set combined with a chorus of “Are You Fucking [...]
The following is an “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” Classic. We have been too busy interviewing rock stars as of late for our “13 Stupid Questions” series. For now, enjoy an insane tale of the RUFKM Crew in Key West last Halloween. Also, for the record, Key West does not have a governor, it has a [...]
RUFKM would like to proudly introduce our newest contributer, the Acorn King. Although he once wrote for Carrot Top, we have allowed him to join our club. He is now listed under the author tab above and has a section called Acorn King’s Chaos. Here is a tale about a Christmas gift that has [...]
Here is everything you need to know about the world in the last 7 days from our Twitter contributor Ceon Foosheys. These are all real stories, mostly involving sporting shenanigans. I highly recommend the Air Biscuit article. I already bought three. Make sure to watch the video. Passing air biscuits is now fully socially acceptable [...]
This is the worse election ever. Not only does it seem like the longest election cycle that mankind has ever been forced to endure, but we are left with a Morton’s Fork of a baritone speaking man-child whose greatest accomplishment to date is that he is running for president and an angry old guy whose [...]
Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]
See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die I have been toying with several ways to write this. I’ve gone so far as to write a page and a half dedicated to the precarious position that we find ourselves in and sprinkled it with witty bon mots and impotent rage aimed at a system [...]
It’s not every day you meet your hero.
He works in a tire store, he wears zebra striped Zubaz pants, and he is my personal Jesus.