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RUFKMBoondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
August 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under New Content, RUFKM Classic, Top Picture
Bees Suck. They suck even more when you happen to be one of those unfortunate individuals that when you’re stung by one of the little terrorists you blow up like Martin Short in Pure Luck and then die a slow and agonizing death. I’m Martin Short. Not in the way that I have no career, [...]
Not locking bathroom door at work leads to shame, emotional scarring
July 29, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, New Content, Top Picture
I always knock on bathroom doors. I didn’t always do this, but I have continued this courteous tradition for almost 10 years. Sometimes people simply forget to lock the door, or the lock is broken. This current tale of insanity involves a backstory of WHY. Let me begin.
Nancy Grace Killed Caylee Anthony
March 20, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under New Content, Sonnygirl's Sexcapades
Fact 1: In the United States, four children die every day as a result of child abuse. Fact 2: Caylee Anthony went missing June 2008. Fact 3: Nancy Grace hasn’t talked about one thing, other than Caylee Anthony since June 2008. Fact 4: Nancy Grace makes scary facial expressions and her eyebrows are amiss. Fact [...]
Will the Real Bret Michaels Please Stand Up?
February 15, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Concerts, Clubs, Chaos, Music
I love 80’s concerts. Not for the $10 beers, aging rockers or even the music, but for providing the opportunity to observe, in a relatively safe setting, some of mankind’s more unusual examples of tomfoolery. The S.S. Boondoggle embarked on another such voyage a few weeks back and all aboard were more than satisfied of [...]
Dr. Feelgood’s Bar & Swill
February 9, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Concerts, Clubs, Chaos, Music
Cannon and Boondoggle walk into a bar. Not just any bar, but the fabled and much hyped Vince Neil owned and sponsored “Dr. Feelgood’s Bar & Grill” in West Palm Beach, FL (www.drfeelgoodsbar.com). A quick puddle-jump in the RUFKM Corporate jet brought Captain Boondoggle to take in the sights and sounds with Cannon of the [...]
Into Thin Air: The Boondoggle Expedition Company
December 8, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
One of the great fringe benefits of having a career in which you get to fly over 100,000 miles per year, mostly international, other than being stuck in a seat by the assorted incessantly talking wacko for a twelve hour flight to China, is that you get to read a lot. When I say a [...]
