A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week” Ryan Mccombs. Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils. However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look like they can [...]
About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. [...]
There are few things more powerful than an entire crowd booing. I heard just that last night at the kickoff of the Nine Inch Nails/Jane’s Addiction “NINJA Tour” in W. Palm Beach at Cruzan Amphitheatre. 20,000 people began booing at the end of Nine Inch Nails set combined with a chorus of “Are You Fucking [...]
The following is an “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” Classic. We have been too busy interviewing rock stars as of late for our “13 Stupid Questions” series. For now, enjoy an insane tale of the RUFKM Crew in Key West last Halloween. Also, for the record, Key West does not have a governor, it has a [...]
Judging by the numerous Google searches and questions from fans with respect to our review of Tesla’s Forever More, there is some pent-up demand to learn more about one of the most underrated rock groups of the past quarter century. We’ve found our review has helped Tesla fans rediscover their love of this band and [...]
Oh my, how far the strung out, paunchy and not all that mighty in the first place have fallen. I sat down last night to watch the new variety show/harbinger of the end times “Osbournes Reloaded” on FOX (naturally). I was prepared to write a hard hitting review, full of journalistic integrity and terms like [...]
Have you checked out our constantly updated RUFKM Sports Twitter yet? Ceon Foosheys, our newest contributor, has been doing a great job keeping all the world informed of any sports stories that make you scream “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?” You may not be be able to see it at work as it is classified [...]
These are tough economic times. Everyday you hear about how many billions of dollars are spent but, just like everyone, you’re thinking: Where’s my personal bail out? Well, RUFKM has you covered. The “Latte Factor” has hit Americans hard and they have cut out such luxuries like Starbucks out of their budget. Not the editors [...]
Besides providing hilarious entertainment on an (almost) daily basis, selling our 3 millionth shirt, and warning the globe about the risks of ferret ownership, there is yet another sign that RUFKM Worldwide, Inc. is poised for global domination: Our trademarked acronym of RUFKM has just been added to the newest edition of the Amazon Bestseller [...]
Why are we are doing an album review on RUFKM? Because the title of the GNR‘s new album should be: “AXL’S SHENANIGANS.” Amazon.com Widgets Let’s get one thing straight before I begin this review. I do not want this to be a Guns N’ Roses history lesson — but we need to put a few [...]
Being the great Captain Boondoggle is exhausting. But of course with such greatness, comes even greater responsibility. Responsibilities that include answering the emails, letters and other assorted requests of my ever-growing fanbase of Boondogglites. To stay ahead of the curve and to determine what next burden my celebrity status will bring me, I’ve been [...]
(The following is a Boondoggle/Cannon/TylerDFC production. In other words, it took three monkeys to write this post. Also, click on the “listen now” button for maximum comedic effect. Enjoy!) Ahh …. memories. It seems like just yesterday the writers of RUFKM were merely writing stories about assorted tomfoolery for our own delight and, under some [...]
Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.
Amazon.com Widgets The focus and mission statement of this site is to tell stories and comment on events that make you scream “Are You F-ing Kidding Me?” at the top level of your vocal power. Normally we would not have any album reviews on this site. That would be reserved for our partner’s website http://www.criticult.com/ [...]
Everyone knows about Michael Phelps, his 97 Gold Medals, his Subway fetish, and the 3 pounds of dope he stuffs in his Speedo.
But what about the other, lesser known sports? Where are the 20 minute NBC Sports branded backstories on the highly skilled athletes that are involved in Dressage, Rhythmic Gymnastics, Trampolining, and Synchronized Swimming and Diving? And more importantly, how did these become Olympic events?