Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk

I’m flummoxed.  Bewildered. Stupified. Mystified.  Constipated. As you are probably already well aware, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (AKA The Panty Bomber, Boxer Burner, Eunuch bomber, Thong Terrorist, Weiner Roaster) “allegedly” on Christmas Eve on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit tried to detonate a bomb that was embedded in his suspiciously effeminate panties. Of course, there [...]