Nicolas Cage: Leader of the “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” revolution

Recently, I have found myself increasingly entranced within a recurring daydream.  In this magical land, I am not merely the brilliant, ruggedly handsome and world-renowned Captain Boondoggle but rather the still brilliant, ruggedly handsome, world-renowned and rich Captain Boondoggle. Not just rich, but pet-monkey owning, G5-flying, money is no object rich. In this ideal world, [...]

Insipid Comment Lifetime Achievement Award

Throughout my entire life, I’ve been relentlessly barraged by all forms of buffoonery. Sometimes to such an extent that I’m convinced I must be paying a cosmic penance for some horrific crime committed in a prior life as the incessant torrent of ceaseless ridiculousness manifests daily in unwanted conversations that I’m forced to endure. Much like [...]