The Greatest Telemarketer Phone Prank Ever: “What Does A Police Siren Sound Like?”

 The mind-boggling antics employed by Captain Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? telemarketer phone prank has resulted in the incessant calls to Boondoggle’s Bungalow to vanish faster than Gene Simmon’s fake hair after a shower.   Apparently, the Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? routine’s brilliant obfuscation causes utter panic in the minds of the lesser telemarketer [...]

RUFKM T-Shirt confirmed to enhance milk bombs, save lives

Since the inception of RUFKM, Inc. we have reached numerous milestones in our relentless quest for glory. Throughout this time we have been sued by Satan’s own church, unmercifully antagonized professional ass-clown Matt Damon, and infiltrated Wikipedia to great success. However glorious these events and endeavors may seem, we have always been in it for [...]