Wednesday, May 22, 2013

RUFKM Phone Prank: We put a Muther Clucker out of business

There are many unsolved mysteries in the world.  One is why companies think that shoving an advertisement into the crevice of my car window will suddenly earn my business.  Another is how these flyers get there because I’ve never caught anyone in the act.  I suspect ninjas. Today another individual skilled in ninjutsu left me [...]

The Greatest Telemarketer Phone Prank Ever: “What Does A Police Siren Sound Like?”

 The mind-boggling antics employed by Captain Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? telemarketer phone prank has resulted in the incessant calls to Boondoggle’s Bungalow to vanish faster than Gene Simmon’s fake hair after a shower.   Apparently, the Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? routine’s brilliant obfuscation causes utter panic in the minds of the lesser telemarketer [...]