I just looked for my wallet in the freezer
November 24, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Sort Of New Content, Top Picture
buf·foon (b-fn) n. 1. A clown; a jester: a court buffoon. 2. A person given to clowning and joking. 3. A ludicrous or bumbling person; a fool. The above is Webster’s definition of a buffoon but there should be another step. 4. Someone who looks for his wallet in a freezer; a doofus. There’s nothing [...]
Eminem and Sacha Baron Cohen promote “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”
June 1, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans
RUFKM has tried many promotional methods in the past but nothing has been as innovative and effective as what happened on MTV last night. RUFKM met with Eminem and Borat/Bruno a few weeks ago to discuss our plan. We wanted Sacha to dress up as an extremely gay angel, fall onto Mr. Mathers, and have his [...]
13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas
May 27, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Music
Have you ever asked yourself: “What would Motley Crue sound like if they did not have Vince Neil stumbling around the stage incoherently mumbling the lyrics to their greatest hits and instead hired Josh Todd of Buckcherry as their lead singer?” No. How about dreaming of a band that redefines sleaze, brings back the Sunset Strip in all its glory and offers original and insightful [...]
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