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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys
July 6, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Dark Lord's Lair
The economy has taken it’s toll on many industries, but nobody has been hit harder than the publicity department at Broken Teeth LLC. It is quite sad, but this company cannot even afford plastic cases or original copies of it’s artists music. Broken Teeth is one of several lesser known bands playing on Shiprocked, a rock and [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge and Decadence
May 11, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades, Top Picture
Why is it that every gynecologist I’ve ever had is intent on making me feel uncomfortable? It’s truly their mission in life. I stopped going to my regular gyno because of this miserable little fact. I had him for several years and liked him well enough. He knew all about my sex life and everything [...]
Witchboard: A fine excuse to see Tawney Kitaen naked
April 6, 2009 by TylerDFC
Filed under Movies / TV
I don’t like to do this but I think I need to lead this one off with a disclaimer: This is going to be one for the guys. It will be a deep and penetrating exploration of the adolescent psyche. Specifically MY adolescent psyche. Specifically my adolescent psyche’s obsession with boobs. Which is really not [...]
RUFKM : Quenching the Planet’s Thirst for Knowledge since 2008!
October 5, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
Since the beginning of time, man has been an inquisitive beast on an endless quest for knowledge. This pursuit led to scientific and artistic achievements like the invention of the wheel, the Polio vaccine, landing on the moon, Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, the ShamWow! and, of course, the Freedom Rock commercial. RUFKM is proud [...]
RUFKM Worldwide Inc. Refuses Award, Creates It’s Own
September 26, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
(The following is a Boondoggle/Cannon/TylerDFC production. In other words, it took three monkeys to write this post. Also, click on the “listen now” button for maximum comedic effect. Enjoy!) Ahh …. memories. It seems like just yesterday the writers of RUFKM were merely writing stories about assorted tomfoolery for our own delight and, under some [...]
Yes, I pulled the f—ing handle!
September 24, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under RUFKM Classic, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
Earlier this week I awoke and went about my daily routine . I get up ridiculously early so my daily routine consists of brushing my teeth and trying not to fall asleep in the shower. Then I dress and head downstairs in pitch blackness with the stealth of a ninja at 5am so as not [...]
Olympic Sized Shenanigans
August 17, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic
Everyone knows about Michael Phelps, his 97 Gold Medals, his Subway fetish, and the 3 pounds of dope he stuffs in his Speedo.
But what about the other, lesser known sports? Where are the 20 minute NBC Sports branded backstories on the highly skilled athletes that are involved in Dressage, Rhythmic Gymnastics, Trampolining, and Synchronized Swimming and Diving? And more importantly, how did these become Olympic events?
