RUFKM senses world Nookie crisis, reunites Limp Bizkit

Where has the great, all knowing, positively spectacular, monkey-hating, mocker of all things, ruggedly handsome, cunningly charming, refreshingly hubris lacking Captain Boondoggle been? Rehab? No. Solving the pet monkey crisis? Not yet. Resurrecting my childhood acting career? No. Better than all those things, plus a few you haven’t yet thought of, combined. I, the Glorious [...]