NetFlix Hijinx: Lars And The Real Bore

There are times when you are forced to peer into the murks of an unknown abyss and stare your greatest fears directly in the face. Lately, I do this everytime I open my mailbox.   Why, you ask? Paternity suits? Hate mail from Matt Damon? The Dark Lord sending pictures of his ballsack? Wrong. The [...]

The Long, Dark Commercial Break of the Soul

We’ve all been there. You are at work and time has slowed to a stand still. Lunch is a distant memory and dinner is still a few hours down the line. The day is dragging like a crippled wolf gut shot from a helicopter. You are struck with an overwhelming feeling to leave the premises [...]

RUFKM Worldwide Inc. Refuses Award, Creates It’s Own

(The following is a Boondoggle/Cannon/TylerDFC production. In other words, it took three monkeys to write this post. Also, click on the “listen now” button for maximum comedic effect. Enjoy!) Ahh …. memories. It seems like just yesterday the writers of RUFKM were merely writing stories about assorted tomfoolery for our own delight and, under some [...]