U.S Cargo Ship’s features include cruise control, Somali pirate repellent

There are many signs that I will soon wake up, look out my bedroom window, and see a dragon peeking through my blinds. With a slightly disturbed look, the dragon will stare at me standing shirtless in my blue penguin-patterned-pajamas, give me a quick wink, bash his head through the wall, open his mouth of [...]

Women are from Venus: Hypothetical Questions

TylerDFC and I were having a vigorous debate the other day in which I argued that being a gay man would not be all that bad except for the insurmountable fact of having sex with other men. He argued that it is indeed difficult in ways that I would not understand, until I informed him [...]