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RUFKMThe Legend of Obama Burgundy: His teleprompter works 60% of the time, all the time
July 25, 2009 by TylerDFC
Filed under Politics, Sort Of New Content, Top Picture
It is a well documented fact that President Obama takes his teleprompter EVERYWHERE. He doesn’t just use it for speeches, but takes it to interviews, meetings, etc. According to sources the times he has NOT brought his teleprompter with him, his speeches have been awful and he even enunciates the wrong words and says the [...]
13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic
June 25, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor. So, [...]
13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas
May 27, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Music
Have you ever asked yourself: “What would Motley Crue sound like if they did not have Vince Neil stumbling around the stage incoherently mumbling the lyrics to their greatest hits and instead hired Josh Todd of Buckcherry as their lead singer?” No. How about dreaming of a band that redefines sleaze, brings back the Sunset Strip in all its glory and offers original and insightful [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge and Decadence
May 11, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades, Top Picture
Why is it that every gynecologist I’ve ever had is intent on making me feel uncomfortable? It’s truly their mission in life. I stopped going to my regular gyno because of this miserable little fact. I had him for several years and liked him well enough. He knew all about my sex life and everything [...]
Electronic cigarette promotion includes punching Jose Canseco in the face: Sports Week in Review
April 24, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
Here is everything you need to know about the world over the last week from our Sports Twitter. Enjoy! You can punch Jose Canseco in the face on internet payperview to promote electronic cigarettes. All true. http://tinyurl.com/c334xt 7 hours ago Ron Ron is serious about his Flinstones vitamins. If he has to, he will eat the [...]
TylerDFC pulls out his stimulus package, lays it on desk
Dear President Obama, members of government, foreign leaders, and the media: After the last $800B dollars you invested in our economy seems to not be doing a damn thing to help the situation I think it is time for some radical steps. News everyday is the stock market is crashing to its lowest levels in [...]
