Obama appoints new Cyber Czar, Fuhrer of the Interior, Mack Daddy of Poonany

So this week Obama is set to name a new “Cyber Czar” to be in charge of the nations internet security. This in addition to the already named “Auto Czar” and “Banking Czar”, two gentlemen who are in charge of facilitating the takeover of  several publicly held corporations. We here at RUFKM find it fascinating [...]

Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!

Perusing the Sunday paper this weekend by complete happenchance I inadvertently stumbled upon an advertisement that so annoyed and frightened me that I could no longer read the riveting and I’m sure entirely factual articles explaining why Barack Obama should be made eternal King and Savior of the United States of America and why John [...]

Fey. Ferrell. SNL

No mother humping moose, but plenty of all star Bush. Happy Friday. Bush Endorses McCain/Palin

Fair and Balanced Politics: RUFKM Style

I have to admit, this has been the most entertaining election EVER. This is an easy statement for me to make as I usually have little to no interest in politics. However, during this round of foolishness I have watched every single debate, SNL skit, and actually conducted research on the actual FACTS regarding each [...]

The Comedic Stylings of Mccain, Obama and a guy who loves soup

The following YouTube clips of “roasts” by Barrrrrack and Mccain themselves might be funnier than the SNL skits or maybe it’s just the shock of both of them attempting comedy. This was at the Alfred E. Smith(who?) 63rd annual memorial dinner. I missed the first 62.   For extra entertainment, please look at the 100 [...]

Headline: Mccain Licks Obama, Attempts Ass Grab

They say that a picture says a thousand words.  Good.  This saves me a hell of a lot of time.   In the last few minutes of last nights final presidential debate, when Mccain and Obama dragged their wives on stage and acted like they both didn’t want to stab each other in the neck, [...]

SNL Palin vs Biden: Our 19th YouTube Post of the week!

This is the most pointed and on target one yet. For an actress that has never done that many impressions in the past on SNL you get the feeling that Fey was just born for this role.   The dude playing Biden is spot on with his huge capped chompers and hair plugs.  He also really, [...]

An Open Letter to Governor Sarah Palin from TylerDFC

Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]

Palin Vs. Biden Vs. Billy Madison Vs. Ms. South Carolina *UPDATED*

It’s Vice President Debate time! Oh my gosh! Oh my golly! It seems like only yesterday that I hunkered down with the family with a nice bowl of gruel and we all cozied up next to the Zenith to witness our nation’s future. I’m sorry. I’m suffering from the writing prose of TylerDFC. Moving on. [...]

Attack of the Snow MILF! Battle of the Bands! AKA Decision 2008

See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die I have been toying with several ways to write this. I’ve gone so far as to write a page and a half dedicated to the precarious position that we find ourselves in and sprinkled it with witty bon mots and impotent rage aimed at a system [...]

We Know Everything About You Glorious Bastards!

The reviews are in and the RUFKM Army is growing by the millions everyday! According to Feedburner (http://www.feedburner.com/) – a spectacular service that provides a wealth of subscription data – our fanbase is building all over the planet from L.A. to London and towns we’ve never heard of like Moose Paw, Canada! (Near Moose Knuckle?) [...]

For those about to write…We Salute You! (Boom)

A big toast to all of you crazy fans out there! We have received some great letters about our stories! We also feel that RUFKM Inc. needed to make a brief announcement about RUFKM’s main contributors: Dr. Boondoggle. and Mr. Cannon. Both of us love reading our fan mail. Since there is so much, we [...]