We Know Everything About You Glorious Bastards!

The reviews are in and the RUFKM Army is growing by the millions everyday! According to Feedburner (http://www.feedburner.com/) – a spectacular service that provides a wealth of subscription data – our fanbase is building all over the planet from L.A. to London and towns we’ve never heard of like Moose Paw, Canada! (Near Moose Knuckle?) [...]

Kneel before Zubaz!

It’s not every day you meet your hero.

He works in a tire store, he wears zebra striped Zubaz pants, and he is my personal Jesus.

The Great Boondoggle Answers Your Questions

As one of the key, and as many of our more astute readers have already discerned, only talents at RUFKM, Captain Boondoggle receives a tremendous amount of fan mail at rufkme@gmail.com which to date consists primarily of wedding proposals, requests for money and, worst of all, generally inane and superfluous questions.

Olympic Sized Shenanigans

Everyone knows about Michael Phelps, his 97 Gold Medals, his Subway fetish, and the 3 pounds of dope he stuffs in his Speedo.
But what about the other, lesser known sports? Where are the 20 minute NBC Sports branded backstories on the highly skilled athletes that are involved in Dressage, Rhythmic Gymnastics, Trampolining, and Synchronized Swimming and Diving? And more importantly, how did these become Olympic events?

Sweet Catherinette……

I found myself doing something I never imagined doing; writing nonsensical, somewhat trivial and always frustrated observational stories on a blog. Sort of a mentally challenged Jerry Seinfeld if you will. A special Olympian of poorly written stories about animals, jackassery and assorted tomfoolery. Obviously not something that a mother would brag to her friends [...]

Correction to “For those about to write, we salute you”

I, the omnipotent Dark Lord, felt the need to make a quick correction to the blog entitled “For those about to write, we salute you.” Loose Cannon does not masturbate via a modified Commodore 64. He’s WAY too cosmopolitan for such nonsense. Our poor man’s Hasselhoff prefers to “shake hands with the boss” through the [...]

For those about to write…We Salute You! (Boom)

A big toast to all of you crazy fans out there! We have received some great letters about our stories! We also feel that RUFKM Inc. needed to make a brief announcement about RUFKM’s main contributors: Dr. Boondoggle. and Mr. Cannon. Both of us love reading our fan mail. Since there is so much, we [...]

True Bromance

For our 3 month anniversary, we are posting Boondoggle’s first story which I inspired by wearing his shirt, caused him to say “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”, and therefore released his ramblings to the universe. Enjoy this RUFKM classic. – LC THIS EPIC STORY IS FROM A NEW CONTRIBUTOR. HIS NAME? CAPTAIN BOONDOGGLE. I don’t [...]

Use Your Delusion

Amazon.com Widgets When the RUFKM offices received an unmarked FedEx envelope with a return address simply marked at “Malibu, CA” we were quite alarmed at first. Could it be another hate letter from the bike racers? Perhaps the Dark Lord had sent us a sample of his own excrement, again. Or perhaps was it something [...]

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