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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer
June 1, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. [...]
Steve Jobs Gets Brain Cancer, iTunes Employees Lose Sense of Humor
April 27, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Scams & Pranks
As a world-renowned celebrity, Captain Boondoggle receives a multitude of fan mail from the much less fortunate wanting to know more about the Great Boondoggle. For many, this hero worship is so great that they want to completely comprehend and fully grasp the power and magnificence of what it is to be Boondoggle. [...]
NetFlix Hijinx: Lars And The Real Bore
December 3, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Movies / TV
There are times when you are forced to peer into the murks of an unknown abyss and stare your greatest fears directly in the face. Lately, I do this everytime I open my mailbox. Why, you ask? Paternity suits? Hate mail from Matt Damon? The Dark Lord sending pictures of his ballsack? Wrong. The [...]
Heteros for Homos- RUFKM Vs. The Westboro Baptist Church
September 10, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Westboro Church
RUFKM needs a cause.Fortunately for our RUFKM ARMY cadets, while Cannon harasses our fans on Facebook, TylerDFC performs obscure historical research on the Gulf of Tonkin incident for his next post, and The Dark Lord is doing, well, we’re not quite sure, your esteemed Captain is out doing the important stuff for you. All important [...]
Craig’s List Chronicles: Bring me the head of Craig Newmark
August 27, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic
Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.
The Great Boondoggle Answers Your Questions
August 21, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
As one of the key, and as many of our more astute readers have already discerned, only talents at RUFKM, Captain Boondoggle receives a tremendous amount of fan mail at rufkme@gmail.com which to date consists primarily of wedding proposals, requests for money and, worst of all, generally inane and superfluous questions.
For those about to write…We Salute You! (Boom)
August 7, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
A big toast to all of you crazy fans out there! We have received some great letters about our stories! We also feel that RUFKM Inc. needed to make a brief announcement about RUFKM’s main contributors: Dr. Boondoggle. and Mr. Cannon. Both of us love reading our fan mail. Since there is so much, we [...]
