Nicolas Cage: Leader of the “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” revolution

Recently, I have found myself increasingly entranced within a recurring daydream.  In this magical land, I am not merely the brilliant, ruggedly handsome and world-renowned Captain Boondoggle but rather the still brilliant, ruggedly handsome, world-renowned and rich Captain Boondoggle. Not just rich, but pet-monkey owning, G5-flying, money is no object rich. In this ideal world, [...]

Kangaroo attacks family, mistaken for 5 foot Japanese man

Amidst the gloomy backdrop of plummeting economic wealth, zombie banks, octomoms, missing children, Richard Simmons infomercials, global warming and news about the inevitable collapse of modern industrial society there are three things that each of us still employed can be thankful for and perhaps even feel a little good about our current situation: 1. You [...]