Shark Zone – Adventures in stock footage

By TylerDFC Danny Wagner: “I hate sharks, they suck.” Jimmy Wagner: “Yes, they do.” I like to take notes when I am watching movies so that when I sit down to write about them I won’t be forced to make stuff up off the top of my head. While watching Shark Zone I began to [...]

Air biscuits, giant burgers, and wedding dresses traded for hockey tickets

  Here is everything you need to know about the world in the last 7 days from our Twitter contributor Ceon Foosheys.  These are all real stories, mostly involving sporting shenanigans.  I highly recommend the Air Biscuit article.  I already bought three. Make sure to watch the video.  Passing air biscuits is now fully socially acceptable [...]

Nancy Grace Killed Caylee Anthony

Fact 1: In the United States, four children die every day as a result of child abuse. Fact 2: Caylee Anthony went missing June 2008. Fact 3: Nancy Grace hasn’t talked about one thing, other than Caylee Anthony since June 2008. Fact 4: Nancy Grace makes scary facial expressions and her eyebrows are amiss. Fact [...]

Sharks in Venice: Steve Baldwin’s best work!

    By TylerDFC I love me a bad shark movie. Something about the sheer ineptitude in all aspects of the production that the filmmakers bring to the genre makes them a true treat for bad film aficionados. Don’t get me wrong, most Direct-To-Video (henceforth called DTV) flicks make the worst episode of Xena-Warrior Princess look [...]

M-ass-ter Cleanse

The following is a classic post from Sonnygirl, an RUFKM Army member whose entire contribution to this site is…. this post.  Apparently she is only inspired to write when she is starving from drinking lemon juice and having extreme problems with her digestive system.  Sonnygirl, we enjoyed this post so please do something else ridiculous [...]

RUFKM Worldwide Inc. Refuses Award, Creates It’s Own

(The following is a Boondoggle/Cannon/TylerDFC production. In other words, it took three monkeys to write this post. Also, click on the “listen now” button for maximum comedic effect. Enjoy!) Ahh …. memories. It seems like just yesterday the writers of RUFKM were merely writing stories about assorted tomfoolery for our own delight and, under some [...]