Apple unleashes iSlate, Mass Hysteria Ensues.

I realized then and there that I absolutely had to have an iSlate, and it didn’t matter to me how many people had to die in the process.

A Brief History of Cell Phones.

Somewhere Steve Jobs is laughing at you as he masturbates into a hundred dollar bill. And he’s laughing because it used to be your hundred dollar bill.

13 Stupid Questions with JET

Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism.  And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour.  We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read [...]