Shark pictured is attempting to commit suicide by jumping on the beach. He made it almost 20 seconds into the first track.

I think I found the worst album ever.

It is Great White’s newest release Rising.

It is so bad that not only did I delete it from my most recent playlist, I think I’m going to completely remove it from my library because it is so bad that I don’t want to risk ever having to hear it by mistake.

If I left it in my iTunes, I’m sure it would act like a virus, infect my entire library, and turn everything else I own into shit.  Due to it’s level of awfulness, Appetite For Destruction would soon sound like Yanni’s Greatest Hits.

I can’t get over how terrible it is.

More was lost in the fire than a hundred innocent lives, I’m thinking whatever talent they had went up in flames also.

It burns my ears listening to it.

An explosion of nonsense, a flamethrower of flaming crap, a bombastic collection of banality, a smoke-filled confusion laden wreck that a 10-story fire estinguisher couldn’t put out.

I have no idea why I even own this album.  It should be against the law to drunk download.

Boondoggle Out.