Sunday, February 5, 2012

Extreme’s Album Porno graffiti: The Crystal Pepsi of Rock

May 14, 2009 by Loose Cannon  
Filed under Album Reviews, Music

I recently dusted off a copy of Extreme II: Pornograffiti. I hadn’t listened to the album in about a decade.  I remember that I owned this album for over a year before the steaming turd of “More than Words” was unleashed on society.  This reminded me about the importance of branding.  The first impression you have with a product or service [...]

Westboro Church Sues RUFKM

December 9, 2008 by captainboondoggle  
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Westboro Church

Stumble It! To understand why A CHURCH HAS SUED RUFKM, it is advised to check out our epic battle vs. Westboro at HOMO: The Beginning and HOMO : This Means War. These are the (so-called) Baptist wackos behind the God hates Fags campaign whose leader, Fred Phelps, regularly shows up at soldiers funerals wearing a [...]

An Open Letter to Governor Sarah Palin from TylerDFC

October 3, 2008 by TylerDFC  
Filed under Politics, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery

Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]

Bob Rock Remixes Metallica’s Death Magnetic

September 23, 2008 by Loose Cannon  
Filed under Album Reviews, Music

(Quick Advertisement: RUFKM has signed an exclusive agreement with Amazon.com that gives our fans free Express 2 -Day shipping on anything you order! Look at the ad on your left for more details. Get what you want – Fast!) While RUFKM cannot confirm this is actually Bob Rock, whoever did the above remix of “Broken, [...]

Metallica Releases Defective Death Magnetic: Are You F—ing Kidding Me???

September 20, 2008 by Loose Cannon  
Filed under Concerts, Clubs, Chaos, Music

The following article is cut and pasted from www.blog.wired.com and defines the phrase “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?.” To summarize, one of the world’s biggest selling bands has released a defective CD of epic proportions. If you have purchased this album, please sign this petition. http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/re-mix-or-remaster-death-magnetic.html It says that 2700 people have already done so [...]