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RUFKMHeadline: Mccain Licks Obama, Attempts Ass Grab
October 16, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Politics
They say that a picture says a thousand words. Good. This saves me a hell of a lot of time. In the last few minutes of last nights final presidential debate, when Mccain and Obama dragged their wives on stage and acted like they both didn’t want to stab each other in the neck, [...]
O’Reilly and Barney Frank: Separated at Birth
October 4, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Politics
Is there anything more satisfying, deeply disturbing or entirely hilarious as today’s cable news? To get the very best of this lunacy, I only go to the one and only, fair and balanced, undisputed champion of all things absurd, Fox News Channel. As luck would have it, I found myself watching the O’Reilly Factor the [...]
RUFKM 10-Question Celebrity Interview – Professor Cannon
September 30, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle
In the beginning, there were no rock stars to ask 13 stupid questions…. but there was a world renown organic chemist from Purdue: Loose Cannon’s Dad.
Yes, I pulled the f—ing handle!
September 24, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under RUFKM Classic, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
Earlier this week I awoke and went about my daily routine . I get up ridiculously early so my daily routine consists of brushing my teeth and trying not to fall asleep in the shower. Then I dress and head downstairs in pitch blackness with the stealth of a ninja at 5am so as not [...]
HFH3: Boondoggle Bites Back
September 23, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Westboro Church
As many of you already know, due to a recent exquisite series of posts Heteros for Homos: Part 1, and Part 2, and questioning the mental capacity of the Westboro Baptist Church, we have been threatened with legal action by said group of rabid chimpanzees. In a remarkable sign of humility coupled with a bad [...]
Bike Shorts AKA “Heck’s Angels”
September 16, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
I’ve been, with some obvious trepidation and annoyance, observing a curious phenomenon in the suburbs of late. It is the rise of the “biker gang”. No, I’m not talking of the biker gangs from the 70’s like the Hell’s Angels or their likeminded ilk cruising the boulevards to the glorious roar of their V-Twins amplified [...]
Metallica’s New Album “Death Magnetic”
September 13, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Music
Ahh. Metallica. I probably scribbled their logo during high school boredom somewhere between 10-20 million times. Entire forests have fallen as a result of my ADD doodling. I especially liked adding a 3-D effect with my bad-ass shading technique. The first Metallica album I heard was a dubbed 90 minute Maxell Gold II tape of [...]
