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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic
June 25, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor. So, [...]
Multiple uses discovered for phrase “And Then I F—ed Her!”
March 25, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, Scams & Pranks, Sort Of New Content
Do you know someone who asks you questions and then never listens to the answer? How about when you’re in the middle of a speech and you can tell your audience is beginning to drift off? Have you tried to be funny and failed miserably? Perhaps just like this website? Well, RUFKM has a solution for all these problems. It’s called: OPERATION [...]
Dark Horse Album Review: 11 New Nickelback Classics!
January 15, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans
Let it be known that Chad Kroeger is a horny Canadian motherfucker. I know this because I can smell my own (minus the Canadian part) and I also conducted painstaking research that led me to this conclusion. My first clue that the lascivious lead singer of Nickelback highly enjoys vagina and throat love can be summed [...]
Hello! Your Government Here!! Have you made awful decisions in life? Don’t worry, we’ll bail you out!
November 12, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Politics, RUFKM Classic
Hello! How are you doing? This is your government speaking and I would like to talk to you about a few pressing issues. Do you have no ambition in life? Are you a blood sucking leach of society? Have you made the business decisions of someone who thinks 2 + 2 = Jello? Have you [...]
99.9% chance the driver next to you has no insurance
October 16, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under RUFKM Classic
There are many clear indications that the driver next to you has absolutely no insurance. If they choose to swerve towards you in traffic and the only way to avoid them is to go directly into a ditch, choose the ditch. Dirt is softer, Mother Nature carries better liability coverage, and you will avoid an [...]
Metallica’s New Album “Death Magnetic”
September 13, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Music
Ahh. Metallica. I probably scribbled their logo during high school boredom somewhere between 10-20 million times. Entire forests have fallen as a result of my ADD doodling. I especially liked adding a 3-D effect with my bad-ass shading technique. The first Metallica album I heard was a dubbed 90 minute Maxell Gold II tape of [...]
