Monday, May 25, 2015

Men Are From Mars

February 9, 2009 by  
Filed under News

Today at the gym with over 285 pounds of cold hard steel delicately perched above my chest, I had a brief, almost fleeting, moment of clarity and horrific self-awareness.  One of those singular life-changing moments in your life in which you are forced to question your own mental sanity and ask yourself “Am I F—ing […]

Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!

November 4, 2008 by  
Filed under Boondoggle's Chestnuts, RUFKM Classic

Perusing the Sunday paper this weekend by complete happenchance I inadvertently stumbled upon an advertisement that so annoyed and frightened me that I could no longer read the riveting and I’m sure entirely factual articles explaining why Barack Obama should be made eternal King and Savior of the United States of America and why John […]

Bike Shorts AKA “Heck’s Angels”

September 16, 2008 by  
Filed under Boondoggle's Chestnuts, RUFKM Classic

I’ve been, with some obvious trepidation and annoyance, observing a curious phenomenon in the suburbs of late. It is the rise of the “biker gang”. No, I’m not talking of the biker gangs from the 70’s like the Hell’s Angels or their likeminded ilk cruising the boulevards to the glorious roar of their V-Twins amplified […]

Craig’s List Chronicles: Bring me the head of Craig Newmark

August 27, 2008 by  
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic

Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.

True Bromance

August 2, 2008 by  
Filed under Boondoggle's Chestnuts

For our 3 month anniversary, we are posting Boondoggle’s first story which I inspired by wearing his shirt, caused him to say “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”, and therefore released his ramblings to the universe. Enjoy this RUFKM classic. – LC THIS EPIC STORY IS FROM A NEW CONTRIBUTOR. HIS NAME? CAPTAIN BOONDOGGLE. I don’t […]