R.I.P. – Rock in Peace

R.I.P. – Rock in Peace Captain Boondoggle lost a friend today.  Not lost, like Cannon lost his brother on his bachelor’s party or TylerDFC lost his mind the same night, but lost as in dead, finito, over, kicked the bucket, never-to-return.  He died.  He’s dead.  He’s not coming back. If you are looking for unbridled [...]

Men Are From Mars

Today at the gym with over 285 pounds of cold hard steel delicately perched above my chest, I had a brief, almost fleeting, moment of clarity and horrific self-awareness.  One of those singular life-changing moments in your life in which you are forced to question your own mental sanity and ask yourself “Am I F—ing [...]

Clowns to the Left of Me, Molesters to the Right

Ever wonder about what hijinks your obnoxious neighbor is up to? It’s bad enough simply trying to avoid them on a daily basis, but being subject to their inane questions is almost to much to handle. A brief summary of some of the more ridiculous questions I’ve been exposed to recently: “Is it hot enough [...]

Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!

Perusing the Sunday paper this weekend by complete happenchance I inadvertently stumbled upon an advertisement that so annoyed and frightened me that I could no longer read the riveting and I’m sure entirely factual articles explaining why Barack Obama should be made eternal King and Savior of the United States of America and why John [...]

Bike Shorts AKA “Heck’s Angels”

I’ve been, with some obvious trepidation and annoyance, observing a curious phenomenon in the suburbs of late. It is the rise of the “biker gang”. No, I’m not talking of the biker gangs from the 70’s like the Hell’s Angels or their likeminded ilk cruising the boulevards to the glorious roar of their V-Twins amplified [...]

Craig’s List Chronicles: Bring me the head of Craig Newmark

Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.

True Bromance

For our 3 month anniversary, we are posting Boondoggle’s first story which I inspired by wearing his shirt, caused him to say “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”, and therefore released his ramblings to the universe. Enjoy this RUFKM classic. – LC THIS EPIC STORY IS FROM A NEW CONTRIBUTOR. HIS NAME? CAPTAIN BOONDOGGLE. I don’t [...]