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RUFKMRUFKM’s Fiscal Year in Review: A message from our CEO
July 19, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Sort Of New Content, Top Picture
Dear Shareholders, Employees, Mentally Deranged Stalkers and Fans of RUFKM: It is with great pleasure that we are pleased to announce that the first fiscal year of RUFKM Worldwide was a remarkable accomplishment. We began our operation on July 17th, 2008 and just passed our first year anniversary. We started with getting about 500 [...]
Axl Rose and Best Buy negotiation revealed for failed Chinese Democracy release
May 27, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Music
Last November, Axl made the decision to have Chinese Democracy ONLY AVAILABLE at Best Buy. At that time, Loose Cannon, Captain Boondoggle, and TylerDFC, the braintrust and majority stockholders of RUFKM Worldwide Inc., each reviewed the album for your reading pleasure: Appetite for Deconstruction Use Your Delusion Welcome to the Bungle That was then, this is [...]
13 Stupid Questions with TESLA
April 26, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle, Music
Judging by the numerous Google searches and questions from fans with respect to our review of Tesla’s Forever More, there is some pent-up demand to learn more about one of the most underrated rock groups of the past quarter century. We’ve found our review has helped Tesla fans rediscover their love of this band and [...]
GNR releases slew of new albums, most involve banjos, harps
March 22, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Music
Inspired by Cannon’s recent posts on long-forgotten musical gems in the world of rock, I decided to go on my own fishing expedition to find a long ago cast aside album that I too could possibly rediscover and add to my superb collection of hair metal silliness. With the risk of RUFKM becoming a [...]
Appetite For Deconstruction -Chinese Democracy Review #1
November 24, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Why are we are doing an album review on RUFKM? Because the title of the GNR‘s new album should be: “AXL’S SHENANIGANS.” Amazon.com Widgets Let’s get one thing straight before I begin this review. I do not want this to be a Guns N’ Roses history lesson — but we need to put a few [...]
Appetite for Deconstruction, Use Your Delusion, Chinese Hypocrisy – 3 GNR Album Reviews
August 18, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Amazon.com Widgets The focus and mission statement of this site is to tell stories and comment on events that make you scream “Are You F-ing Kidding Me?” at the top level of your vocal power. Normally we would not have any album reviews on this site. That would be reserved for our partner’s website http://www.criticult.com/ [...]
Welcome to the Bungle – The Third Unofficial Review of Chinese Democracy
August 1, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
So now we come to the final of our three reviews for Chinese Democracy. Like my esteemed colleagues I hold Appetite for Destruction in the highest regard, and put the Use Your Illusion albums in my list of the top 20 all time greats. No such list currently exists, but if it DID, Appetite would [...]
