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RUFKMBoondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
August 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under RUFKM Classic, Sort Of New Content, Top Picture
Bees Suck. They suck even more when you happen to be one of those unfortunate individuals that when you’re stung by one of the little terrorists you blow up like Martin Short in Pure Luck and then die a slow and agonizing death. I’m Martin Short. Not in the way that I have no career, [...]
Trent Reznor does NOT want to fuck you like an animal – Concert Review 5/08/09
May 9, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Concerts, Clubs, Chaos, Music, Top Picture
There are few things more powerful than an entire crowd booing. I heard just that last night at the kickoff of the Nine Inch Nails/Jane’s Addiction “NINJA Tour” in W. Palm Beach at Cruzan Amphitheatre. 20,000 people began booing at the end of Nine Inch Nails set combined with a chorus of “Are You Fucking [...]
Mccain, Obama, and the Ghost of Tim Russert walk into a bar…..
November 5, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Politics, RUFKM Classic
Hello! The ghost of Tim Russert here. In life I was a big, talking head and in death I’m literally just that. I’m a huge, floating cranium with a microphone. Oh, sweet irony. So, I’m in purgatory and one of my punishments is to be a moderator one last time. This time for RUFKM-TV. I [...]
For those about to write…We Salute You! (Boom)
August 7, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
A big toast to all of you crazy fans out there! We have received some great letters about our stories! We also feel that RUFKM Inc. needed to make a brief announcement about RUFKM’s main contributors: Dr. Boondoggle. and Mr. Cannon. Both of us love reading our fan mail. Since there is so much, we [...]
