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RUFKMThe Legend of Obama Burgundy: His teleprompter works 60% of the time, all the time
July 25, 2009 by TylerDFC
Filed under New Content, Politics, Top Picture
It is a well documented fact that President Obama takes his teleprompter EVERYWHERE. He doesn’t just use it for speeches, but takes it to interviews, meetings, etc. According to sources the times he has NOT brought his teleprompter with him, his speeches have been awful and he even enunciates the wrong words and says the [...]
13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.
May 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.” However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]
13 Stupid Questions with TESLA
April 26, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle, Music
Judging by the numerous Google searches and questions from fans with respect to our review of Tesla’s Forever More, there is some pent-up demand to learn more about one of the most underrated rock groups of the past quarter century. We’ve found our review has helped Tesla fans rediscover their love of this band and [...]
TylerDFC pulls out his stimulus package, lays it on desk
Dear President Obama, members of government, foreign leaders, and the media: After the last $800B dollars you invested in our economy seems to not be doing a damn thing to help the situation I think it is time for some radical steps. News everyday is the stock market is crashing to its lowest levels in [...]
The Internet: Now with 250% more Truthiness*™
November 20, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under RUFKM Classic, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
It happens to the best of us, I know. You are sitting at your computer, blissfully opening email. Caught up in the suspense and excitement that comes from such a task. “Who is writing me today?” you may wonder. More importantly, “Do they have pharmaceuticals available for purchase from Mexico?” “Can I get weapons grade [...]
An Open Letter to Governor Sarah Palin from TylerDFC
October 3, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under Politics, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]
Palin Vs. Biden Vs. Billy Madison Vs. Ms. South Carolina *UPDATED*
October 3, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Politics
It’s Vice President Debate time! Oh my gosh! Oh my golly! It seems like only yesterday that I hunkered down with the family with a nice bowl of gruel and we all cozied up next to the Zenith to witness our nation’s future. I’m sorry. I’m suffering from the writing prose of TylerDFC. Moving on. [...]
We Know Everything About You Glorious Bastards!
August 26, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
The reviews are in and the RUFKM Army is growing by the millions everyday! According to Feedburner (http://www.feedburner.com/) – a spectacular service that provides a wealth of subscription data – our fanbase is building all over the planet from L.A. to London and towns we’ve never heard of like Moose Paw, Canada! (Near Moose Knuckle?) [...]
