Men Are From Mars

Today at the gym with over 285 pounds of cold hard steel delicately perched above my chest, I had a brief, almost fleeting, moment of clarity and horrific self-awareness.  One of those singular life-changing moments in your life in which you are forced to question your own mental sanity and ask yourself “Am I F—ing [...]

RUFKM’s Mailbox of Insanity

We continue to receive massive amounts of Grade A ridiculousness, heapings of homage and ample dosages of insanity at rufkme@gmail.com that occasionally make us laugh out loud but normally make us run for cover, out of abject fear and horror, to the nearest bunker for safety. But none has been as deeply disturbing, filled with [...]

Fair and Balanced Politics: RUFKM Style

I have to admit, this has been the most entertaining election EVER. This is an easy statement for me to make as I usually have little to no interest in politics. However, during this round of foolishness I have watched every single debate, SNL skit, and actually conducted research on the actual FACTS regarding each [...]

Heteros for Homos- RUFKM Vs. The Westboro Baptist Church

RUFKM needs a cause.Fortunately for our RUFKM ARMY cadets, while Cannon harasses our fans on Facebook, TylerDFC performs obscure historical research on the Gulf of Tonkin incident for his next post, and The Dark Lord is doing, well, we’re not quite sure, your esteemed Captain is out doing the important stuff for you. All important [...]