Boondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
August 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under New Content, RUFKM Classic, Top Picture
Bees Suck. They suck even more when you happen to be one of those unfortunate individuals that when you’re stung by one of the little terrorists you blow up like Martin Short in Pure Luck and then die a slow and agonizing death. I’m Martin Short. Not in the way that I have no career, [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge, and Decadence (Part 2)
May 12, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades
This is part 2 of “The Gyno Chronicles.” Read Part 1 HERE. I was glad to see I had a new lesbian “gyno” who was in love with me. She had the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen in my life. She was a bigger woman in general, but her rack was monstrous. After she [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge and Decadence
May 11, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades, Top Picture
Why is it that every gynecologist I’ve ever had is intent on making me feel uncomfortable? It’s truly their mission in life. I stopped going to my regular gyno because of this miserable little fact. I had him for several years and liked him well enough. He knew all about my sex life and everything [...]
Hammerhead of the Gods: The Offspring’s Deep Thoughts
November 1, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Music
Over the last few months while flipping through the rock channels of my Sirius radio and marveling about their stock price of 35 cents (not an exaggeration), I occasionally heard snippets of a song called “Hammerhead” by Offspring. It was very catchy but the only words I really could make out due to the high [...]
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