RUFKM announces Kick Ass Cruefest 2 Contest!

We have some important news. Our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews with Charm City Devils and Drowning Pool were so damn popular that the RUFKM headquarters were contacted by the promoters of Cruefest 2. No, we are not F—ing kidding you. We are proud to make the following announcement of epic proportions: RUFKM’s KICK ASS CRUEFEST 2 [...]

Obama’s $800 Billion Dollar Boondoggle

I have a recurring nightmare that I must share with the world.  I’m at an exclusive underground sex-fest that I snuck into (with a secret code) much like the last few minutes of Eyes Wide Shut.  Just like “OT- VII level” Scientologist Tom Cruise, I’m roaming the halls with my sweet Lone Ranger mask scoping endless [...]

RUFKM Headline: Illinois Governor Loves To Say “Fuck”

The following is an unedited version of some choice quotes from the Illinois governor who thought Obama’s vacant Senate seat made him a game show host on “Let’s Make a Deal!” It also shows that when you try to pull off a scam of epic proportions you should maybe not call from your office and [...]

Metallica Releases Defective Death Magnetic: Are You F—ing Kidding Me???

The following article is cut and pasted from www.blog.wired.com and defines the phrase “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?.” To summarize, one of the world’s biggest selling bands has released a defective CD of epic proportions. If you have purchased this album, please sign this petition. http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/re-mix-or-remaster-death-magnetic.html It says that 2700 people have already done so [...]