13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich
December 7, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions
We ask I Love Rich 13 Stupid questions. We have no idea why.
13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic
June 25, 2009 by CeonFoosheys
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Ceon Fooshey's Foolishness
Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor. So, [...]
13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil
June 16, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
Before you read this interview, you should know that RUFKM and Pop Evil have a rich history together. In the beginning of 2009, Boondoggle had recommended their new album Lipstick on the Mirror, so TylerDFC and I bought a copy and it was pretty damn good. Hell, Boondoggle even wrote an in depth review of [...]
Multiple uses discovered for phrase “And Then I F—ed Her!”
March 25, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, Scams & Pranks, Sort Of New Content
Do you know someone who asks you questions and then never listens to the answer? How about when you’re in the middle of a speech and you can tell your audience is beginning to drift off? Have you tried to be funny and failed miserably? Perhaps just like this website? Well, RUFKM has a solution for all these problems. It’s called: OPERATION [...]
Hot Garbage
February 3, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair
When you glance at the picture to your right, the first thing that instinctively pops in you mind is that this man needs FREEDOM! This is true but what this man really needs is a shower. Let me explain: In modern times, we all have a morning ritual that involves a multitude of products for [...]
Women are from Venus: The History of Dick Glitter
January 12, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, Mars Versus Venus
There are many unsolved mysteries in life and things that occur in nature that simply cannot be explained. 1. Global Warming 2. The Bermuda Triangle 3. Dancing with the Stars The greatest scientists, sociologists, and jackassorists, could break down the above for the rest of eternity but they would never be able to produce a [...]
True Bromance
August 2, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle
For our 3 month anniversary, we are posting Boondoggle’s first story which I inspired by wearing his shirt, caused him to say “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”, and therefore released his ramblings to the universe. Enjoy this RUFKM classic. – LC THIS EPIC STORY IS FROM A NEW CONTRIBUTOR. HIS NAME? CAPTAIN BOONDOGGLE. I don’t [...]
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