Gridlock as Obama, GOP Disagree on how to Screw America.

“The President has repeatedly offered to wear a condom while raping the country, and you can look it up,” Biden reportedly will say, despite the desperate attempts of his aides to stop him from saying it.

RUFKM Porn: I only sleep with Democrats

This is a story from one of our freelance contributors named “SonnyGirl.”  She is known for her obsession with vampires, insane political views, and wardrobe malfunctions at weddings.  Here’s a tale from who we affectionately call “Tits Mcghee.” I Only Sleep with Democrats … again. Republicans shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Case in point, [...]