13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic

Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor.                                         So, [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.

We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.”  However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]

Warrant’s Cherry Pie, Tawny Kitaen, and O.J.

      There are few times when a band releases a song and video that summarizes an entire genre. However, Warrant did just that in 1990 with the single, video, and album Cherry Pie. In front of a white background, the entire band dressed as firemen and hosed down Pamela Anderson wannabe Bobbi Brown [...]

Dark Horse Album Review: 11 New Nickelback Classics!

Let it be known that Chad Kroeger is a horny Canadian motherfucker. I know this because I can smell my own (minus the Canadian part) and I also conducted painstaking research that led me to this conclusion.  My first clue that the lascivious lead singer of Nickelback highly enjoys vagina and throat love can be summed [...]

RUFKM added to newest edition of Urban Dictionary!

Besides providing hilarious entertainment on an (almost) daily basis, selling our 3 millionth shirt, and warning the globe about the risks of ferret ownership, there is yet another sign that RUFKM Worldwide, Inc. is poised for global domination:   Our trademarked acronym of RUFKM has just been added to the newest edition of the Amazon Bestseller [...]

The Donnas – Bitchin’ : The Best Rock Album You Don’t Own

The Donnas album Bitchin’ is a love letter from the band to the groups of the 70′s and 80′s that inspired them. The opening title track lets the listener know exactly what they are in for. An air raid siren kicks things off followed by drums, a thudding bass line, grinding guitar and back-masked vocals, [...]

AC/DC’s Black Ice Review World Exclusive

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that AC/DC is the dumbest, ugliest, uncreative band ever — and I mean that as the highest compliment. I have only two bands that I refuse to put into “shuffle” mode on my iPod: AC/DC and KISS. Both are equally stupid, equally spectacular, and put [...]