Here is everything you need to know about the world over the last week from our Sports Twitter.    Enjoy! 

• You can punch Jose Canseco in the face on internet payperview to promote electronic cigarettes. All true. http://tinyurl.com/c334xt 7 hours ago
• Ron Ron is serious about his Flinstones vitamins. If he has to, he will eat the lady. http://tinyurl.com/ce3xrr 7 hours ago
• Son of JoePa Jay Paterno knows how to use a Twitter and knows of a fan that needs a beating. http://tinyurl.com/d7tjrk 20 hours ago
• Sir Richard Branson kitesurfs with naked models and tries his schwerve on girlfriend of Formula One driver. http://tinyurl.com/dfjwv5 20 hours ago
• If I have a son, and he goes to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, he will not pledge Sigma Chi. http://tinyurl.com/cs3ell 20 hours ago
• Do not mess with the Fordham Ram. He will hunt you down and punch your face into “a sickening” purple hue. http://tinyurl.com/djgpmk 20 hours ago
• Tom Izzo is a triple threat. He takes the Spartans to the Final Four every other year, plus he can sing and dance. http://tinyurl.com/crrxdk 1 day ago
• Minor league baseball bat and ball fetching dog gets shitcanned for a groundrule double. http://tinyurl.com/cjob6r 1 day ago
• Brooks keeps after UFC presdient Dana White and his filthy mouth. http://tinyurl.com/c77s85 1 day ago
• What could go wrong if the Atlanta Hawks let their actual hawk loose in the arena? http://tinyurl.com/c8c77l 1 day ago