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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys
July 6, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Dark Lord's Lair
The economy has taken it’s toll on many industries, but nobody has been hit harder than the publicity department at Broken Teeth LLC. It is quite sad, but this company cannot even afford plastic cases or original copies of it’s artists music. Broken Teeth is one of several lesser known bands playing on Shiprocked, a rock and [...]
Local Man’s Commute Delayed by Taz, Tweety Bird
June 4, 2009 by Larry Glidewell
Filed under Sort Of New Content
This is a new article by one of our new writers, Larry Glidewell. He probably will change his name soon but has decided to use his porn name for now. He is an extremely angry, unbalanced, vengeful bastard. We should know, we can smell our own. Enjoy his first rant. To begin, I should [...]
13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas
May 27, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Music
Have you ever asked yourself: “What would Motley Crue sound like if they did not have Vince Neil stumbling around the stage incoherently mumbling the lyrics to their greatest hits and instead hired Josh Todd of Buckcherry as their lead singer?” No. How about dreaming of a band that redefines sleaze, brings back the Sunset Strip in all its glory and offers original and insightful [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge, and Decadence (Part 2)
May 12, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades
This is part 2 of “The Gyno Chronicles.” Read Part 1 HERE. I was glad to see I had a new lesbian “gyno” who was in love with me. She had the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen in my life. She was a bigger woman in general, but her rack was monstrous. After she [...]
The Gyno Chronicles: Double P, Discharge and Decadence
May 11, 2009 by sonnygirl
Filed under Sonnygirl's Sexcapades, Top Picture
Why is it that every gynecologist I’ve ever had is intent on making me feel uncomfortable? It’s truly their mission in life. I stopped going to my regular gyno because of this miserable little fact. I had him for several years and liked him well enough. He knew all about my sex life and everything [...]
Defective banana hammocks, magical ponies, and the Bobby Knight bitch slap
May 1, 2009 by Acorn King
Filed under News
Here are all the ”RUFKM?” moments in sports. These are compiled weekly from Ceon Fooshey’s constantly updated Sports Twitter on the side of this page. Also, check out his spectacular site by clicking on the monkey with a baseball bat or click HERE. Also, if you happend to be from the Netherlands and are thinking about [...]
13 Stupid Questions with TESLA
April 26, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle, Music
Judging by the numerous Google searches and questions from fans with respect to our review of Tesla’s Forever More, there is some pent-up demand to learn more about one of the most underrated rock groups of the past quarter century. We’ve found our review has helped Tesla fans rediscover their love of this band and [...]
Neil Young releases album of AC/DC, Metallica covers
April 18, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Music
There are four words I thought I would never say or put down in print: Neil Young Fucking Rocks. I have been a severe non-fan of Neil Young’s music since the first time I heard “Rocking in the free word.” The only thing I really knew about him was: * He had the worst set of [...]
