Shark Zone – Adventures in stock footage

By TylerDFC Danny Wagner: “I hate sharks, they suck.” Jimmy Wagner: “Yes, they do.” I like to take notes when I am watching movies so that when I sit down to write about them I won’t be forced to make stuff up off the top of my head. While watching Shark Zone I began to [...]

Jet packs provide thrill, possible burnt asshole

When you are filthy rich and insane, you can easily get bored.  After you’ve traveled across the Atlantic in a hot air balloon and scaled Mount Everest there’s really only one thing left to do: Strap two rockets on your back and attempt to fly to the moon.  Recently, I opened up the Wall Street Journal, [...]

M-ass-ter Cleanse

The following is a classic post from Sonnygirl, an RUFKM Army member whose entire contribution to this site is…. this post.  Apparently she is only inspired to write when she is starving from drinking lemon juice and having extreme problems with her digestive system.  Sonnygirl, we enjoyed this post so please do something else ridiculous [...]