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RUFKMPanties, Bombs and Silly Talk
January 6, 2010 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, New Content, Politics, Top Picture
I’m flummoxed. Bewildered. Stupified. Mystified. Constipated. As you are probably already well aware, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (AKA The Panty Bomber, Boxer Burner, Eunuch bomber, Thong Terrorist, Weiner Roaster) “allegedly” on Christmas Eve on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit tried to detonate a bomb that was embedded in his suspiciously effeminate panties. Of course, there [...]
Year of the Ferret (part 1)
October 5, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, New Content, Top Picture, Year of the Ferret
Enjoy the first of a 3 part RUFKM Classic. The finale, Part 4, is finally being written. In the meantime, refresh yourself with one of the greatest stories ever told. Authors Note: “Some tales of idiocy are just too epic and incredible to be contained in one post and I respect your ADD. Remember: It’s funny because [...]
A Christmas Story: Year of the Ferret (part 2)
December 19, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Year of the Ferret
It is said that love conquers all …. but that’s complete bullshit. Fear not only conquers love but then hits it with a tire iron, drags it a dark alley, performs sodomy in the 1st degree, douses it with gasoline, lights a match, and walks away. Always bet on fear. And this was the overwhelming [...]
