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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.
May 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.” However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]
Sex, Doctors, and Elevator Music
December 5, 2008 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, RUFKM Classic
I have an important announcement! I’ve decided that I am going to attend medical school. Not because I want to save lives, charge $10,000 per tit, or even cure certain types of foot fungus. Nope. I want my M.D. for one reason: To have a God complex. I want to have an ego so large [...]
