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RUFKM13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.
May 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle
We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.” However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]
RUFKM added to newest edition of Urban Dictionary!
January 11, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, The legend of RUFKM
Besides providing hilarious entertainment on an (almost) daily basis, selling our 3 millionth shirt, and warning the globe about the risks of ferret ownership, there is yet another sign that RUFKM Worldwide, Inc. is poised for global domination: Our trademarked acronym of RUFKM has just been added to the newest edition of the Amazon Bestseller [...]
The Great Boondoggle Answers Your Questions
August 21, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
As one of the key, and as many of our more astute readers have already discerned, only talents at RUFKM, Captain Boondoggle receives a tremendous amount of fan mail at rufkme@gmail.com which to date consists primarily of wedding proposals, requests for money and, worst of all, generally inane and superfluous questions.
Olympic Sized Shenanigans
August 17, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic
Everyone knows about Michael Phelps, his 97 Gold Medals, his Subway fetish, and the 3 pounds of dope he stuffs in his Speedo.
But what about the other, lesser known sports? Where are the 20 minute NBC Sports branded backstories on the highly skilled athletes that are involved in Dressage, Rhythmic Gymnastics, Trampolining, and Synchronized Swimming and Diving? And more importantly, how did these become Olympic events?
