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RUFKMCraig’s List Chronicles: Bring me the head of Craig Newmark
August 27, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, RUFKM Classic
Before I moved last year, I have to admit that I was completely oblivious of the world famous Craig’s List. I had sold my prized possessions through EBay several times but never stumbled across this marvelous economic environment.
Welcome to the Bungle!
August 25, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Dear RUFKM Army: As promised, we have completed 3 reviews of Guns N’ Roses 9 track leak of Chinese Democracy. Just like FOX News, we are fair and balanced. The reviews can be summarized as follows: Captain Boondoggle: Axl = God Loose Cannon: I miss Slash. Tyler DFC: It made my dog weep. For more [...]
The Great Boondoggle Answers Your Questions
August 21, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, RUFKM Classic
As one of the key, and as many of our more astute readers have already discerned, only talents at RUFKM, Captain Boondoggle receives a tremendous amount of fan mail at rufkme@gmail.com which to date consists primarily of wedding proposals, requests for money and, worst of all, generally inane and superfluous questions.
Sweet Catherinette……
August 8, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle
I found myself doing something I never imagined doing; writing nonsensical, somewhat trivial and always frustrated observational stories on a blog. Sort of a mentally challenged Jerry Seinfeld if you will. A special Olympian of poorly written stories about animals, jackassery and assorted tomfoolery. Obviously not something that a mother would brag to her friends [...]
For those about to write…We Salute You! (Boom)
August 7, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under The legend of RUFKM
A big toast to all of you crazy fans out there! We have received some great letters about our stories! We also feel that RUFKM Inc. needed to make a brief announcement about RUFKM’s main contributors: Dr. Boondoggle. and Mr. Cannon. Both of us love reading our fan mail. Since there is so much, we [...]
True Bromance
August 2, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle
For our 3 month anniversary, we are posting Boondoggle’s first story which I inspired by wearing his shirt, caused him to say “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”, and therefore released his ramblings to the universe. Enjoy this RUFKM classic. – LC THIS EPIC STORY IS FROM A NEW CONTRIBUTOR. HIS NAME? CAPTAIN BOONDOGGLE. I don’t [...]
Use Your Delusion
August 1, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Guns N' Roses, Music
Amazon.com Widgets When the RUFKM offices received an unmarked FedEx envelope with a return address simply marked at “Malibu, CA” we were quite alarmed at first. Could it be another hate letter from the bike racers? Perhaps the Dark Lord had sent us a sample of his own excrement, again. Or perhaps was it something [...]
Welcome to the Bungle – The Third Unofficial Review of Chinese Democracy
August 1, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
So now we come to the final of our three reviews for Chinese Democracy. Like my esteemed colleagues I hold Appetite for Destruction in the highest regard, and put the Use Your Illusion albums in my list of the top 20 all time greats. No such list currently exists, but if it DID, Appetite would [...]
